In an attempt to introduce a little light into our otherwise miserable existence (at the moment anyway), we will be publishing some of the better – and hopefully least offensive – humour presently abounding.

Anyone wishing to submit an item for consideration (beware, all will be censored) and to gain the chance to win (drum roll…) a roll of toilet tissue, please email us here.

To get things moving, below is a video showing dog walking guidance for the self-isolating.