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And to rehash an old joke for the present time:
Once upon a time there was an aeroplane with 5 passengers on board – Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a 10-year-old schoolboy.
The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump says I need one: “I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to make America great again.” He takes one and jumps.
Johnson says, ‘I’m needed to lead the fight against Coronavirus’. He also takes one and jumps.
The Pope says, ‘I need one as the world needs Faith in these trying times.’ He takes one and jumps.
Angela says to the ten year old, “You can have the last parachute. I’ve lived my life: yours is only just starting.”
The 10-year-old replies, “Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag.”’