Okay I know it’s been Christmas and there have been the odd distractions, but the outright leader (and so far the only entrant) is Rick Pharoah with:

“Oh, go on then, make it a double gin and tonic with a dash of lemon. I need a bit of a green nose for a starboard light to match Rudolf’s port red one. Ho, ho ho.”

Please at least give him a run for his money. Remember the first prize is  temporary immortality!