In Third place:the 73 people who submitted variations on “Between Rock and a hard place”

Second place: “Must get the satnav fixed”: Michael Somers

First place: “It wasn’t there when I parked it..”. – Roger Williams who wins his 15 minutes of fame.

I was surprised the Water Ski contingent didn’t come up with:

“How many times must I tell you not to use a slope for water skiing”

And as more grist to the mill (does anyone know what that means without googling it?)

a certain M Pumphrey sent in a similar pic which could just be titled:

“An onshore Southerly.”