In Third place:the 73 people who submitted variations on “Between Rock and a hard place”
Second place: “Must get the satnav fixed”: Michael Somers
First place: “It wasn’t there when I parked it..”. – Roger Williams who wins his 15 minutes of fame.
I was surprised the Water Ski contingent didn’t come up with:
“How many times must I tell you not to use a slope for water skiing”
And as more grist to the mill (does anyone know what that means without googling it?)
a certain M Pumphrey sent in a similar pic which could just be titled:
“An onshore Southerly.”