I hope you are all well and safe. I am writing to update you of the situation in Rock for the Easter holiday period. To date: The Sailing Club is shut The Estuary is closed for all leisure activities Padstow Harbour Commissioners will not be allowing the use of their seasonal and holiday moorings until...
Author: RSWSC (RSWSC West)
Covid-19 – an alternative view – 10
On the subject of sex (and lets face it, it’s either that or Scrabble at the moment) you should be aware that you can now get sex insurance in the UK so make sure you get correct insurance for the sex you are having . Please find a list of companies below catering for most...
Covid-19 – an alternative view – 8
UK Virus ALERT – Updates The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940...
Covid-19 – an alternative view 7a
It appears I may have been a little too subtle in my links, so many of you missed the Best Towels Dance link on number 5. I’ll try to be more obvious in future. For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, here it is again:
Covid-19 – an alternative view – 6
Firstly, at 3pm on a beautiful sunny Sunday two weeks before Easter. No people, no boats, no people sailing, no engines, no ferry or tripper boats, no planes in the sky – not even at 30,000feet, no noise except the wind, not even any waves at this point for there is no water. Nothing. Isolation...
Covid-19 – an alternative view – 5
Here is something you can (and should) practice behind closed doors. To placate those Luddites among us who like quizzes but don’t know their emojis from their elbows, this quiz is a little more age appropriate. RSWSC quiz PDF version
Covid-19 – an alternative view – 4
Okay, enough fun. Now the hard work starts. Today’s quiz is Name That Film Title. If you don’t know what an emoji is, look away now and find something useful to do. I don’t expect a complete answer for a little while (or maybe a year or two) but as usual, the winner will achieve...
Covid-19 – an alternative view -3
Tom Lehrer cracks the virus transmission route… IMG_0692 And if you’re missing your winter sports, then… IMG_0693
Covid-19 – an alternative view -2
For those missing their weekly yoga sessions, you could do worse than check this out. And to rehash an old joke for the present time: Once upon a time there was an aeroplane with 5 passengers on board – Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a 10-year-old schoolboy. The plane is...
Covid-19 – an alternative view
In an attempt to introduce a little light into our otherwise miserable existence (at the moment anyway), we will be publishing some of the better – and hopefully least offensive – humour presently abounding. Anyone wishing to submit an item for consideration (beware, all will be censored) and to gain the chance to win (drum...
A message from the Commodore to all our members
Thank you for your understanding of our decision to close RSWSC given the current situation. Whilst it was obvious that it was the right and only course of action, we had some difficult conversations with people who had booked functions at the Club, including a Wedding reception, but everyone we spoke to was most understanding,...
Coronavirus update
Further to our decision to close the Club Room, Bar, and Galley, this will now be extended to the whole club as our construction team will be starting this Monday. This involves an upgrade of the washroom facilities on the top floor, then moving on to a major upgrade of the mens’ changing rooms and...
Coronavirus and the sailing programme
Reluctantly we definitely have to curtail all planned sailing events for the next couple of months. This includes cancellation of the Easter Laser Open, Easter Chase and Shrimper Spring Fling. We will continue to monitor the situation carefully and dependent upon developments, prevailing guidelines & directives, we will adopt a positive and flexible approach for...
Coronavirus COVID-19: club update
In light of the recent Government advice on social distancing, it has been decided that the club has no recourse other than to close the Club Room, Bar, and Galley until further notice. This will be kept under review as Government policy evolves. The ground floor facilities will be available to members through the coded...
Coronavirus
IMPORTANT: Coronavirus – New Guidance In accordance with the latest NHS Coronavirus guidance please do not visit the club if you have: (1) a new cough OR (2) a temperature over 37.7C. Travel history and Coronavirus contact are no longer seen as relevant to restricting activities. If you have either or both symptoms please use...
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